Ask The Alien

Ask The Alien

Schylling

$ 7.00


We all need a little guidance now and then, a little advice on how to navigate the various obstacles, challenges, and hurdles life throws at us.  Therapy and mentorship are helpful, but admittedly expensive.  We’ve got you covered with an affordable alternative, and a higher caliber of advice than any terrestrial source can offer.  We’ve harnessed the intelligence and savvy of advanced alien civilizations, and compressed it into a mysterious orb.  The orb is shaped like an alien head, for aesthetic reasons (the aliens we are collaborating with take on a bodily form that cannot be visually assimilated and comprehended by human eyes, so we just went with the standard Area 51 model, for simplicity’s sake).

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